What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 04:07

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!